Marching Band: Why it's not a PE class.
Our members of the school board just can't seem to make up their minds about whether marching band is physically exerting enough or qualifies for a PE class. Anyone who has been in a marching band worth being in, including me, will tell you that it contains many characteristics that can rival PE classes easily. But our obstacles are the paperwork and procedure and whether kids who enroll in it sweat enough through healthy aerobic exercises, whatever they think "aerobic" means.
Every PE teacher simply must be certified in the instructing of PE classes. If they're not certified, then there's no way anyone would learn or do anything concerning healthy exercises, etc. which would OBVIOUSLY be taught in a certified PE class. Mr. Citrus, the local Marching Band director, is not certified so he obviously cannot instruct his students on how to develop proper and disciplined marching technique, which in fact does take immeasurable practice and muscle, BUT he is not certified so that doesn't count. Examples of exercises that don't exist/ count are things such as holding an instrument up to your mouth while you glide along the ground with all possible smoothness for hours on end through blazing sun or pouring rain and frequent sprinting back to the previous set of formation. I can say, from experience, that the soreness I've had in my shoulders and arms could easily knock the socks off anyone in a "REAL" PE class who does average training in a day of weight lifting or maybe rock climbing. But, since Mr. Citrus is not certified, then this of course does not count. Not only are we playing instruments standing up forever, but we're also marching which takes up much of the oxygen which we eventually breath every so often. There's the anaerobic and aerobic exercises in one endless round of taking orders, and not allowing ourselves to break down no matter how hard they work us. This is why Marching Band is one of the closest classes to that of a militaristic class through it's discipline and perfect exactness that is expected, yet it doesn't get PE credit. But this, once again, is evident because Coach Citrus is not actually a coach, and we don't call him that, because he's not certified.
So clearly the school board has made the right decision in rejecting PE credit for those in Marching Band. The iron we pump are only instruments, the miles we endure is only marching, and the discipline is not whether we only look as though we're being active, like in the average mandatory PE class, but the thought of how many push-ups we should reward ourselves with because we landed 2 inches off our mark in the formation, because SeƱor Citrus is not certified.
Every PE teacher simply must be certified in the instructing of PE classes. If they're not certified, then there's no way anyone would learn or do anything concerning healthy exercises, etc. which would OBVIOUSLY be taught in a certified PE class. Mr. Citrus, the local Marching Band director, is not certified so he obviously cannot instruct his students on how to develop proper and disciplined marching technique, which in fact does take immeasurable practice and muscle, BUT he is not certified so that doesn't count. Examples of exercises that don't exist/ count are things such as holding an instrument up to your mouth while you glide along the ground with all possible smoothness for hours on end through blazing sun or pouring rain and frequent sprinting back to the previous set of formation. I can say, from experience, that the soreness I've had in my shoulders and arms could easily knock the socks off anyone in a "REAL" PE class who does average training in a day of weight lifting or maybe rock climbing. But, since Mr. Citrus is not certified, then this of course does not count. Not only are we playing instruments standing up forever, but we're also marching which takes up much of the oxygen which we eventually breath every so often. There's the anaerobic and aerobic exercises in one endless round of taking orders, and not allowing ourselves to break down no matter how hard they work us. This is why Marching Band is one of the closest classes to that of a militaristic class through it's discipline and perfect exactness that is expected, yet it doesn't get PE credit. But this, once again, is evident because Coach Citrus is not actually a coach, and we don't call him that, because he's not certified.
So clearly the school board has made the right decision in rejecting PE credit for those in Marching Band. The iron we pump are only instruments, the miles we endure is only marching, and the discipline is not whether we only look as though we're being active, like in the average mandatory PE class, but the thought of how many push-ups we should reward ourselves with because we landed 2 inches off our mark in the formation, because SeƱor Citrus is not certified.
